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>'It wouldn't be very fair if I came in and meddled with this contest of yours, would it? It'd just mean you'd take a cheap way out. That's not proving anything to anyone in the end, just displaying a lack of independence. And there's nothing an idol despises more than having a stick-in-the-mud manager, yes?'
[YUTU] "Huh? ...U-Uh! Weh-Well...!"
'Wouldn't the Lunar Rabbits flock more to your side if they knew you were doing better at rebuilding their society than Nio is? Haven't you ever thought to simply have the Rabbits under your purview spread the word? You know, the sooner you actually complete your job rebuilding here, the sooner you can get back to focusing everything on your idol career...'
Yutu opened her mouth to speak, as if she thought I was insinuating something about her abilities. But then she closed it just as quickly, and considered my words more deeply.
[YUTU] "Ah... Yes, of course I thought of that! I am, after all, a Trinity deity in full bloom. I thought of everything before anyone else here on the Moon did! My offer was nothing but generous, but I, of course, am able to do this and more all by myself!" She insists; "I AM the original, and true leader of the Moon, after all!"
Uh huh.
[YUTU] "Though, would you still consider spreading my singles regardless?" She said, conjuring up and presenting me with one of her CD albums.
I looked over the CD case. 'Vermillion Ray Expansion'.
[MAJORDOMO] "Okay, I know it's her album and she has every right to put her face and likeness all over it, but why did she have to center the cover on her thighs?"
[JOCO] "Cuz this stuff is marketed towards lonely, hopeless virgins who have no life, who will listen to this junk and, because they are so out of touch with reality, come to see her as their girlfriend, even though they will never meet, ever."
[MAJORDOMO] "Y- Did we... did we switch lines, Joco?"
[JOCO] "Shut up."
Maybe Catastrovania would like it, at least. I put the CD album away into my hammerspace and faced Yutu.
