>>6332046Thank you good sir.
>>6332047Perhaps, we must see.
>>6332074Indeed good sir, if all goes well.
>>6332173>>6332210You decided to go towards the jousting lists, making your knights follow you, well, especially Bohémond who was eager to enlist for the tournament. You enjoyed the smell of grilled meat that some squires prepared, and the beauty of the tents, each one armoried as a nobleman of these regions. Of course the rules of heraldry in India were a bit less developped and strict than in France but it stayed marvellous. And what you saw was... Strange... There were normal and guelph knights the latter in less heavy armor than the complete "plate" armor of the indians, but there was too a cagot on a giant rooster, you burst out laughing seeing him, people found you rude but thinking of a cagot knight was already very funny. The small individual tried to insult you but his rooster, seeing you and fearing finishing as a "coq au vin" began running while making chicken noises. You rarely had so much fun. Then you saw a small scotsman on a giant Ram and even a second one and you and Bohémond had to laugh again. You asked.
-And what next ? A giant pig ?
Bohémond laughed even more at that.
-It borders on the ludicrous, an insult to chivalry and righteousness.... I am here to fight knights, not some children who ride farm animals.
One of the two short scotsmen who was on his ram, took a warhammer in his and and began to tell you.
-Ye want a good' hammering' ye long haired, beardless, elf lovin’, son of a vagrant ! Why are ye laughing at me !
Here, you were an honest and good man, but to tolerate this, that some man three heads shorter than you who was riding a ram could threaten your family. You did not hate scotsmen, but this one had to be put in it's place, wich was roughly as high as he was himself. Bohémond was quicker.
-Do not insult my lord, or I shall bring your head even closer to the ground !
-Ye... Ye will repeat that ! Hey Borri ! There is some VENOMOUS, DUNG-SNIFFING, OX-BREATHER who is quarelling with us !
And the second small scotsman quickly drew his axe. You joked with great humor.
-Hah, perhaps you could reach me if you jump high enough.