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Alright, you really can’t be distracted from this any longer! Having already recovered from the Warm N’ Fuzzies Kiki’s letter gave you and the minor stinging Talbot’s kicks gave your shins, you turn your attention back to the main event of the night!
“<span class="mu-s">I’M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS, HERE, PEOPLE! IT’S LIKE A NASTY, FURRY CAR CRASH: I JUST CAN’T LOOK AWAY!</span>”
And neither can <span class="mu-i">you</span>! Through some bizarre miracle the slice of pizza Lil’ Stanley and the possum are fighting over hasn’t been torn to shreds yet–in fact, it’s looking just about as pristine as any other slice would if it fell onto the ground at a Drive-In party!
“<span class="mu-s">WE’VE GOT A BUNCH MORE FIGHTS LINED UP TONIGHT, EVERYBODY, BUT I’D HAVE TO BE SOME KIND OF FOOL TO BREAK THINGS UP NOW!</span>
Locked in a squealing, growling stalemate, it dawns upon you that this fight… this clash between two trash-scrounging titans… it could go on <span class="mu-i">forever</span>!
“Would dat’ truly be a bad thing, though?” Asks Ly as Lil’ Stanley flies into her opponent with a bodyslam!
No, you whisper, still spellbound, no it wouldn’t… but that’s the problem right there, you slowly realize: if this fight doesn’t wrap up you’ll be here until morning! You <span class="mu-i">need</span> your beauty sleep, damn it!
Clutching your fists in resolve, you glance at Kiki and Talbot and receive a pair of solemn nods in response. One way or another, this has to end… but <span class="mu-i">how?</span>
>CHEER FOR YOUR ‘PET’! POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT ALWAYS WORKS IN THE LONG RUN!
>CHUCK AN EMPTY CAN OR SOMETHING AT THE POSSUM! PROVIDE SUPPORT!
>GRAB THE PIZZA SLICE AND HOLD ONTO IT! THAT OUGHTA’ MAKE THE POSSUM LOSE INTEREST!
>SPLIT THE PIZZA IN TWO! ONE FOR EACH FIGHTER!
>JUST GET IN THERE AND CHUCK THE DANG POSSUM AWAY!
>HAVE SOMEONE ELSE DEAL WITH THE POSSUM! JUST END IT!
>YOU WOULDN’T WANT TO DEPRIVE THESE PEOPLE OF A FIGHT LIKE THIS–JUST LET IT CONTINUE AND DO SOMETHING ELSE!
>WRITE-IN!
