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A plan quickly forms in your head as you pass each other by. Eddie, you bark as you bend your knees in preparation for a jump, go after the big targets–Pete will mop up the small fries!
“You got it!” Replies the film student as he sticks a thumbs up behind him! “How, uh… how’s he gonna know our plan, though?”
You don’t know and you don’t really feel like figuring it out, you growl as Kiki tries out one of the turrets on the horde below, so he can deal with that! Snapping your fingers at Talbot, you motion him over to your side–is he ready to bust some heads or what!?
“Awww <span class="mu-s">YEA!</span>” Roars the janitor as he hops out of the passenger’s seat, “Better stay outta the way, Stan–I’m gonna PUREE these sons of bitches!”
Lil’ Stanley takes the opportunity to claim Talbot’s seat as you and your ex-bodyguard prepare for a rough landing!
“So uh… when should we pick you guys up?” Eddie asks over the roar of <span class="mu-g">FIDO’S</span> engines!
He’ll <span class="mu-i">know</span>, okay?! Just have fun for a little bit!
Exchanging a nod with Talbot, the two of you count to three before leaping into the throngs of skeletons below! Armoring up mid-drop, you waste no time in clearing the LZ with a shot from your trusty <span class="mu-g">ROCKET LAUNCHER!</span> As your exoskeleton is buffeted by chunks of burning bone and steel, your combat drop is nearly cut short by the sudden reappearance of the <span class="mu-r">BONE DRAGON!</span> Swooping low to snap at your heels, the beast’s attack goes wide… but not before snagging Talbot’s pant leg on one of his many back spines!
“<span class="mu-s">WO-WAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH!!!!!</span>”
Yanked out of the air, your would-be <span class="mu-i">partner</span> disappears into the blizzard along with the dragon! Damn it!
Oh right, you’re <span class="mu-i">landing.</span> Leaving Talbot to his own dumb devices, it dawns on you that you’re being shot at and immediately get to work carving into the skeleton horde like a thanksgiving turkey! Ducking and weaving through their close-quarters-combat like a pro boxer, you focus your attention on the skeletons with the bigger guns–A.K.A the flamethrowers, rockets, and heavy machine guns!
That’s not to say you don’t tear other skeletons to shreds, of course, but… y’know.
>CONTD.
