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“<span class="mu-s">THREE!</span>”
In an attempt to take your attention off of how much your <span class="mu-i">friggin’ ANKLE</span> hurts, you respond to Tory’s taunt with a topical retort! Well he’d better have fun with it, you reply through gritted, but smiling teeth, because you won’t be able to enjoy eviscerating him… wanna know why?
“Heh heh, you know what? Yea!” Tory laughs, prompting some of the other onlookers to listen in as well, “Why?”
Because skeletons don’t have any <span class="mu-s">GUTS</span>, you conclude with a triumphant laugh!
“Uh, <span class="mu-i">wow</span>.” Tory remarks as you use the confusion to charge your <span class="mu-g">LASER EYE,</span> “That’s uh… that’s kinda racist, <span class="mu-s">GOB.</span>”
“YEA, TOO SOON!” Roars an onlooker as your friends shake their heads in disappointment. W-wait, no-
“What da’ hell, cupcake?” Ly asks in an incredulous tone as the crowd starts to boo you, “You can’t just tell a <span class="mu-r">SKELETON JOKE</span> like dat’!”
Hey, you stammer as Tory pauses to give a very distraught <span class="mu-r">SKELANIMAL</span> a one-armed hug, you’ve got a lot of skeleton friends w-hey, wait a minute… screw this!
Using the sudden outrage as a distraction, you waste no time in blasting a hole in <span class="mu-r">TORY’S TORYSO</span> right where his left shoulder meets his arm! Caught completely off-guard, the turkey gobbles in surprise as his arm (and a few unfortunate spectators behind it) are blown to smithereens! That’s what they get for standing too close!
“You <span class="mu-s">GOB-DAMNED COWARD!</span>” He roars as he pounces in your direction with the remaining <span class="mu-r">ABS</span> in his claw, “You <span class="mu-i">TRICKED</span> me!”
Hey, the horse counted to three, you smirk as you roll out of his path like a sexy barrel! Rising to your feet, you immediately slump back to the pavement when your ankle reminds you what happened with a stab of pain! Taking a knee, you’re just in time to watch Tory’s snakelike head dart for your face–his beak snapping open and shut like a pair of freakish scissors!
“You’d better ‘<span class="mu-i">BEAK</span>’ careful! <span class="mu-s">GOB!</span> You might wanna <span class="mu-b">COUNTER</span> this next move!”
“Golly!” Remarks a rabbit-skulled onlooker, “He gave her a <span class="mu-b">BATTLE TIP!</span> In the middle of a battle!”
“Just like his <span class="mu-r">BRO</span> used ta’ do!” Nods the turtle-skulled skeleton standing next to him, “He must be pretty darn confident in his skills!”
<span class="mu-b">ROLL ME 1d100 (+5 BUNNY SUIT, +5 DEMONIC POWER, -10 OW YOUR FUCKING ANKLE HURTS) TO NOT GET PECKED! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!</span>
