>>5416453The words echo within the recesses of your vacant skull like a can being kicked down a well…
<span class="mu-s">C E O.</span> The <span class="mu-i">BOSS</span>. <span class="mu-s">THE BIG CHEESE!</span>
“Yes, Ms. Parble,” Replies the holograph marked with the name ‘<span class="mu-i">Mr. Fox</span>’, “and all that entails.”
You’re… this… you don’t-
“We understand this is quite the proposition…” Adds Mr. Hare in a slightly-apologetic tone, “And we’re sure you have plenty of questions to ask about the position, so please don’t hesitate to ask them.”
“But if you’re going to continue to berate us for whatever sins you’ve attributed to us, the door’s right behind you.” Grumbles Ms. Mantis in a dismissive voice.
“Haste, zey say, makes waste, yes?” Laughs Mr. Wolf in his heavily-accented voice, “Don’t vorry, vee don’t have to have zee answer today…”
“That said, we’d prefer it <span class="mu-i">sooner</span> rather than <span class="mu-i">later</span>.” Concludes Mr. Rat at the end of the table. “We’ve got a <span class="mu-i">company</span> to run, after all.”
“And to save time,” Chimes in Mr. Fox, “We can’t discuss the finer details unless you accept… Company secrets, you understand.”
Taking a pensive sip from your <span class="mu-g">CHOCOLATE MILK,</span> you ponder what to do here…
>I’LL TAKE THE JOB!>FUCK Y’ALL, FIND ANOTHER SAP!>I NEED TO THINK ABOUT THIS…>WHY ME? EVEN I KNOW THAT’S BEGGING FOR TROUBLE!>NOT ME, BUT I’VE GOT A RECOMMENDATION FOR YOU…>BACK TO THE TIME STREAM!>WRITE-IN! 