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“Sorry, lady, can’t do!” You shout as you hold Briefy as tightly as you can! You’ll never join evil no matter how beautiful it is! “I just wanted a girlfriend! Not to join a cult!” You skip out of the couch and start running away like a moose!
“Don’t run inside!” The owner shouts at you as you ignore her words. “I should’ve told him all the rules…” She blames herself.
“Let him be. Once he puts a foot outside, he’ll be dealt with.” The Archbishop of Beauty’s smile is a contradiction of her feelings. She doesn’t take rejection kindly, and you will pay for it.
“Don’t cause any trouble or I’ll be the one dealing with you. This is a safe haven for everyone, we have a reputation to keep.” The owner won’t let the holy woman go after you as long as you’re around the place.
“Give me some grace. I don’t have to remind you that we have your beloved Mr. Masterson under our custody.” The Archbishop reminds the lady. At this point, you shouldn’t be listening to this since you’re by the stairs, but the building’s walls are pretty shallow.
“You think Flint would allow this shit? No? Then I won’t either.” The owner isn’t willing to negotiate.
“Well then. I harbor too much love for your wonderful desserts to disrespect this establishment.” The Archbishop of Beauty won’t do anything crazy. “I won’t trigger your ability if I’m out of it’s sphere of influence. So, farewell. Until we meet again.” Without haste, she starts following your trail.
“Guys, after her.” The owner of the establishment sends some patrons after her. It’s really a miracle you heard all this!
You’re through the main door and continue your escape…
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At this point, you’re a couple of streets away! You’re looking for anything that can take you for a ride! A bus? The subway? Hell, you’ll pay for a taxi if you have to! But there’s nothing! Nothing at all in this area! Why?! It’s like everything has stopped moving!
And then, like a meteor landing, the Archbishop of Beauty lands right in front of you, cracking the pavement under her feet. She smiles warmly. She appears to have had a kerfuffle of some magnitude before this.
“...I can get you a devoted girlfriend.” Archbishop offers as her last attempt to convince you. She’s really interested in having your good graces for some reason. Or she’s tricking you!
“T-That’s all right, I’m not into hags...” You reject her! You’re lying though, you think sexiness is ageless!
The Archbishop pulls a short baton from under her cape, then it turns into a luminous spear of sorts. She wants to kill you! Off you! Mutilate you! Murder you! Cut your throat and feed it to pigs! You’re gonna die! You’re gonna find out if the Divine Light is real or not! You’re going to reunite with your pets! You’ll never live your dreams! You’ll never meet your hero! This is it for good ol’ Sigi!
