>>5582669>>5582671>>5582703Gigachad move.
>>5582812Nonsense good sir, every well read man knows that tigers have blue fur and that to capture one you have to capture the cub and once the mother pursues you you have to drop a mirror. Seeing her reflection in the mirror she will think that it is her baby tiger.
>>5583038And the others are not ? They are maybe a bit more furry than moors but less black.
>>5583197>>5583377>>5583457Noted.
>>5583571Poor Gakgak. I feel bad for him.
>>5583801You thought an instant about the situation, the shackles of each prisoner seemed to glow and you deduced that they were the reason for the alarm. While all of them looked at you, the cat lady mumbling something, you took your dagger and slit her throat.
She was mad and it was a mercy kill, you normally were nice to women and cats but the products of bestiality deserved no such tests. All the prisoners seemed to be a bit fearful of you and the lady asked.
-Will you slit all our throats like this and...
-Silence, woman. Learn to keep your mouth shut while I think.
-Charming...
She answered in an ironic tone.
You then decided to begin to saw off the legs of the cat lady with your dagger, you had some experience with skinning and cutting beasts open but you were certain that your doublet would be ruined. Yes, it would not do, you didn't want it to be ruined it was your only doublet. So you decided to remove it, making the woman look at you with interest, and begin to saw off both the legs of the cat lady. The young man asked.
-I am sorry good sir but are you a kind of... Sadist ?
-I do not know what it means, but let me work.
After five good minutes you were covered in blood but you managed to saw off the legs of the woman, cutting the tendons, with simply a ceremonial dagger. It was... Hard but necessary.
You then approached the young man and got the key.
-I will free one of your hands and then put a leg into the shackles, with this the magical fey that makes the alarm ring will probably not notice your absence and I will free the lady.
The man seemed surprised and told.
-I see that you are a specialist in magical theory.
You had no idea of what magical theory was but you nodded, subordinates needed to trust their lord in all cases, after all your work was to think and decide for them while they basked in blissfull obedience without any responsibility.
The lady told.
-You are... Pretty intelligent for a human handsome, and seeing your bloody chest makes me want..
-Silence, I am to get married !
