>>5772105“Right, enough games,” The scientist in question concludes with a decisive clap of her gloved hands, “I’ve got far more important matters to attend to than waiting for you to kiss my boots–’<span class="mu-s">THEM ALL</span>’ won’t be ‘<span class="mu-s">SHOWN</span>’ on their own, y’know!”
With a flick of a button on her <span class="mu-s">REMOTE,</span> the scientist lets loose with a malevolent giggle as the <span class="mu-s">PORTAL</span> flickers and ripples with otherworldly energy! Hey, you snap, what happened to getting ‘<span class="mu-i">PARTICLE’D</span>!?
“As per usual, I came up with a <span class="mu-i">MUCH</span> BETTER idea!” Rivka chirps as her orb floats away from the portal, “I can’t play with you all if you’re <span class="mu-s">VAPORIZED</span>, so allow me to proudly commence <span class="mu-s">MATTER DISPLACEMENT LAB EXPERIMENT #336:</span> A combat test between a group of highly-armed and <span class="mu-i">very</span> pesky humans versus…”
The girl catches herself and smirks.
“Well… I wouldn’t want to spoil the surprise! Don’t worry–I won’t just revive you after the trial, I’ll make you all better!”
The portal’s ripples grow violent like a stormy sea as the chamber is bathed in a shower of flashing lights and patterns! Sipping from her mug as the lab shakes beneath your feet, Rivka gives you a playful wink as something emerges from the gate!
>ROLL ME1d1000, yep, 1d1000! LET’S SEE WHAT’S ON THE MENU! 