>>5830064>>5830065>>5830112>>5830160>>5830262Okay let's be real here: You DON'T want a pet rat. The idea isn't cool or nice or badass and you can't take care of it and it'll just be a miserable experience.
You won't do it.
But you cannot just leave it there either. It's looking at you with those big funny brainless eyes.
You can't be so cruel to leave this critter to it's fate, so you scoop it up and head up, out of the dark sewers...
It's dark, almost night.
Where to now? Take the rat to a vet? Is your home safe again? Any of your associates would want a pet? Was this a good idea at all?
After wandering with your rat for a while you come along a small girl going home with her mother.
You put on your best 'gruff vigilante shadow man' voice, you know the one, as you try to approach without being too menacing.
<span class="mu-i">"...Hello."
"...Do you want a rat? He has no one to care for him."</span>
She nods silently, and you carefully place it in her hands.
They both smile. Apparently not minding the new pet one bit.
You walk away, cool as you can be.
<span class="mu-i">You saved the rat, but did not adopt it.
<span class="mu-s">RAT WILL REMEMBER THIS...</span></span>
Whatever, you got CASH!
Will you...
>Use it! Pay the UAA! Go kill the next fucker!>Or... Something else? (Write-in)>Or what this anon said >>5829966 