>>6303946>>6304148>>6304127>>6304166"THIS IS DEMOCRRRACY MANIFEST"
Whew this might actually work! You're not much of a public speaker but the growling in your stomach is bringing out the geist in you, the collective spirit, such a deep slight at the common man, the downtrodden, the poor and the gay and the raggedy; trying to quench such a base, universal desire, that won't go unpunished!
but yeah er... can't really do much against napalm can you? there has to be a way out of this.
wait shit right you can use these broads to your advantage! as Sun Tzu said make other people fight your petty wars as you sit back and relax and munch on a carnita as you watch the bloodshed unfold in front of you, or well in Sun Tzu's case it was probably some orange chicken but that's beside the point.
But how do we go about this task? if all else fails we can just call in the big guns, but we gotta exhaust our current available options first; deuce & ozone are just a couple feet away, they're entranced and kind of bonding a little, you'd call it gay but- actually no buts you WILL be calling them gay later, file that in the thought drawer under "important", it's right next to the "dick jokes" manila folder and the "vintage 1985 boobs" binder, can't miss it.
>CONVINCE THE SUNGLASSES CHICK, MAYBE FLIRT A LITTLE [1d100, DC 65 (+2 BLIND LUV)]>RAISE YOUR TONE, CONVINCE THE REST OF THE RESTAURANT, DICKLICKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE! [1d100, DC 70]>YEAH CALL SECURITY WHAT THE FUCK?? HOW'S THAT FUCKING LEGAL THAT'S A FLAMETHROWER>JUST GET OUTTA THERE DUDE, NOT WORTH IT ANYMORE>T SPIGOT GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!!! [Write In] 