>>5326316“<span class="mu-r">A-anyways,</span>” continues <span class="mu-r">DEMON STAN, “I didn’t attack any of your friends, right? So there you go: totally friendly. Now can we please talk ab-</span>”
No, you growl, you <span class="mu-i">can’t</span>! You remember quite clearly what happened the last time you met her–she said something about a <span class="mu-r">TOTEM,</span> then got blown up by <span class="mu-r">CAPTAIN MENDOZA!</span>
“Yea uh,” Ly mutters apologetically, “She was da’ one in da’ <span class="mu-g">’COD’stume</span>, remember?”
Yea, you nod, that’s what you said! She would have eaten your whole essence up if you’d let her!
“<span class="mu-r">Yea, well…</span>” The demon mutters in a sheepish voice, “<span class="mu-r">I’ll admit I got a little carried away there… it was my first soul, but it was pure–so much so that it… it tempered me–refined my image… </span>”
“Pure?” Art scoffs, prompting you to chuck some debris at him. So what, you snarl, you made her, like, <span class="mu-i">nicer</span>, or something?
“<span class="mu-r">I think so, yea… so erm… ‘cheese forgive me’?</span>”
Turning away from her attempt at an apologetic grin, you turn your attention over to where your friends are. So if you let her go, you begin, what’s next in her plan for world conquest, huh? Because you’re not sure you can handle <span class="mu-i">another</span> quest–this one’s bad enough!
“<span class="mu-r">I’d like to stay in this plane, of course!</span>” She replies in a sickeningly chipper voice! “<span class="mu-r">I want to meet all the people, feel the sun on my skin, and maybe try that ‘Suhr’Fheeng’ ritual you humans do at the beach! Oh, and I REALLY want to try a corn dog.</span>”
Hey, you could go for a corn dog right now too, you snarl, but you’re not doing anything when you’re two seconds away from being ‘<span class="mu-i">identity-theftededed!</span>’
“<span class="mu-r">Please, sister: I don’t have much time!</span>” The demon pleads as she glances back at the portal! “<span class="mu-r">My connection here is slipping–if I don’t find a body to occupy until my strength returns, I’ll… I’ll be whisked far away again! Do you know what it’s like to cross the PLANE OF HUMIDITY? Do you know how sweaty I got!?</span>”
“No, but you uh, you should probably tell u-”
Don’t listen to Talbot, you interrupt, he’s a moron. And Art’s a total pervert too, so stay away from him as well. You’re not sure about Teevor, but he’s probably into weird shit too. Also, <span class="mu-i">SISTER!?
“Hey!”
>CONTD.</span> 