Rolled 78 (1d100)
>>5673318This will make 2L's favored strategy of "if shit sucks, hit the bricks" a little more... Difficult. Ironic, because it's time to use that strategy, right now, as soon as possible. Thankfully, gravity can do the job of legs, given a good enough slope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1n5Q21L_mgRolling for:
>"escaping"(sliding down the roof on his ass then hobbling away on one leg and one walking stick) 