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Trapper anon here: if the rest of the hive is adamant about getting upgrades by spilling blood, then I shall help brainstorm some ideas, though I suspect nothing will come of this and whatever we gain will be canceled out by the consequences, whatever they may turn out to be.
Pic related: booby trap the jungle gyms and claim some dirt-bag "teenagers" did it. Then, booby trap something else.
Perhaps we could even turn it to our advantage by then doing cheesy public service-type PAs about the epidemic of vandalism and juvenile delinquency to build community goodwill or PR, or something like that.