>>5413424https://youtu.be/kn7CvTZpyws"KEEP IT IN YER PANTS, FREAKS!"
Your <span class="mu-b">RACCOON SURVIVAL INSTINCTS</span> best your... <span class="mu-i">other</span> instincts this time--pulling away from Talbot's mouth, your eyes widen in horror as you locate the owner of the gruff voice! Oh <span class="mu-i">SHIT</span>!
"Wh-wha!?" Sputters Talbot as he hurriedly wipes the saliva off his mouth, "What is it?!"
"Stay right there and don't even think of running!"
“Yea! You <span class="mu-s">FFFUCKERS</span> are under <span class="mu-s">FUCKIN’ ARREST!</span>”
A menacing '<span class="mu-i">VRRRRR!</span>' fills the evening air as two figures skid to a halt in front of the picnic bench on a pair of SEGWAYS, both wearing <span class="mu-r">SECURITY ARMOR AND GAS MASK/HELMET COMBOS TOPPED WITH FLASHING BLUE AND RED LIGHTS!</span>
"G-Good Boy?" Stammers Talbot as the two of you clamber back to your shaky feet!
No, you hiss as you slowly back away as best you can in low heels, "<span class="mu-s">WORSE!</span> <span class="mu-r">PIER SEC!</span>"
"How many times do we gotta TELL ya!?" Roars the first of the two as he rolls towards you with wicked intent, "You're BANNED from the boardwalk!" "And now you're hassling the ride staff and vendors--that's DEFINITELY a violation!" Adds the other!
“Public indecency too! Get a room–or a cage at a <span class="mu-i">ZOO!</span>”
Drawing their STUN RODS from their SEGWAY HOLSTERS, the security goons give each other a high five as they prepare to inflict some <span class="mu-s">BEACH JUSTICE</span> on your asses!
"So-"
<span class="mu-s">NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! WHAT DO!? THIS CERTAINLY GOT 'CHAOTIC'!</span>
>RUN! YOU CAN LOSE 'EM!>FIGHT! YOU'VE GOT TALBOT--THEY DON'T LOOK SO TOUGH!>REASON WITH THEM! Y-YOU'RE ON A DATE... AND IT'S GOING REALLY WELL!>DE-ESCALATE--FINE, YOU'LL LEAVE, GOSH! YOU'RE LYING, OF COURSE!>DE-ESCALATE--FINE, YOU'LL ACTUALLY LEAVE! GOSH!>WRITE-IN! 