>>5501856well... lets just day one night you were drunk and browsing the internet, you stumbled onto a creatively bankrupt internet show made by someone on Tumblr and a youtube nobody. You under the influence thought a goblin key chain was cool enough to host your keys. a few days later you realize this thing looks like ass.
Moral of the story, don't buy YouTuber merchandise, like ever.
also your keys aren't here, so the goblin's smug face is communicating a fuck you in your eyes.
