>>5377502>Have King Weirdo use Hype! While the others beat down another Direcoon. (3 uses left)>King Weirdo uses Hype!Rolled 1 D6: 4...Success!
Team gets +1 To Hit and Break for 3 Rds.
>Bo attacks Direcoon C!Rolled 1 D6 +2: 5...Hit!
Rolled 2 D6 +2: 10...through the Armor!
Rolled 1 D6: 3, Rolled 1 D8: 4 = 34: -1 Life and Stunned.
<span class="mu-s">Direcoon C has been slain!</span>
>Soozie Attacks Direcoon A...she fires magic bolts from her Staff!Rolled 1 D6 +2: 8...Hit!
Rolled 2 D6 +2: 14...through the Armor!
Rolled 1 D6: 6, Rolled 1 D8: 8= 68: PREY SLAUGHTERED
<span class="mu-s">Direcoon A has been DESTROYED</span>
>The crowd goes WILD. Team gains another +1 to Armor Break for 3rds.>Direcoon B Flees!<span class="mu-s">Finished Encounter 1</span>
As Bo and Soozie get ready to square up against the remaining 3 Direcoons, King Weirdo takes a few steps back, wipes his face. He sees the blood on his hands from the scratching he took from the big raccoon. "Hoouogh. I'm going batshit. I'm going batshit! I'm going BATSHIT! " he faces one of the walls, apparently talking to the crowd and points behind him. "You see those FUCKING raccoons? You see what they DID? We're gonna murderize 'em! And after we're done here, we're going out to the landfill and we're gonna kill MORE of these little bastards. We're gonna kill them ALL! Cuz we're batshit! Cuz we're BATSHIT! AAAAAAAAAH!"
In response, the crowd starts banging on the wall and chanting along. "Batshit! Batshit! Batshit!" The crowd fueling the hype gives Bo the orcish strength he always knew he had. He cocks back a punch and drives a meaty fist into the dome of one of the Direcoons, whipping its head back with such ferocity the crowd can hear its neck snap.
Soozie raises her staff and a blue light starts glowing at the tip. Channeling raw magical energy, as many wizards had done before committing a felony, she yells "Fucking BATSHIIIIIIIT!" before a raw energy bolt whips towards a Direcoon, hitting it dead center, and causing it to explode. Only it's stubby hindlegs are left behind.
At this point, the crowd gets even more into it. Those that weren't already whipping out their phones to record the match now are. "Fuck animals!" someone shouts through the chain link. The remaining Direcoon skitters away, down the stairs to the next level.
Bo manages to catch a glimpse of someone recording him with a phone through the chainlink barrier. He thinks this might be a good opportunity to say something clever to the camera before the Team departs down to the next level.
>Team Bonuses: Coaching: +1 To Hit/ Break/Cripple Resist HYPE!(2ds): +1 To Hit/Break. Crowd(2rds): +1 To Hit/Break>+3 to Hit/Break, +1 Cripple Resist Total.<span class="mu-s">Actions</span>
>Write in what you think Bo should say and roll 1d100. Highest roll OR post with most votes wins. 