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“What kind of awful friend are you?” You step in Bert’s way as a tall wall who is sensitive to pain and suffering.
“G-Go away, smelly!” Boring Bert starts smacking your knees to move you out of the way.
“Stop that, and answer the question.” His weak offensive moves are unable to hurt you.
“We’re not friends!” Boring Bert shakes his head. “I’m doing what she says ‘cause she promised the other kids would stop beating me if I did! But she’s a liar! They hate me more now!”
“What’s there to hate?” Grace thinks both kids are impossible to hate with how cute they are.
“They hate me ‘cause I’m hanging out with her! She’s weird and nobody likes her!” Bert shouts.
“I-If we show them our cool castle, they are going to change their minds! They’ll want to hang out with us ‘cause of how cool we are!” Ivanna shouts, desperate to keep her friend around. Grace and Mirjam agree on how cool the castle is. “We need to kick them out first…” Hey, she acted cute a moment ago, but she’s still planning on keeping the castle? This girl…
“I don’t believe you anymore! You said you hated Regulars, now you’re happy with them. You said you’d stop screaming about ghosts, now it’s the demon thing again. You said you’ll protect me, but you’re in tears again! And you said the same thing about your last 2 ideas! I’m done!” Bert vents his frustrations. Ivanna has no way to retort!
“You can’t ditch your friend, Bert! You need each other! Being alone is the worst thing that can happen!” Mirjam argues!
“She makes me do things I hate!” Bert is really using this opportunity to air his grievances. Are you a magnet for people ranting or something?
“Seriously, kid, you need to keep your numbers strong if you want to survive the orphanage.” Grace isn’t playing around.
“It’s kill or be killed!” Mirjam agrees that even if your friend sucks, survival is more important. Is that why there are 5 tomatoes…?
“Huuuh…” You don’t know if staying in a toxic relationship is a good idea. “Let’s all calm down a bit.”
“<span class="mu-s">No!</span>” Bert is planning on making his own exit through the castle wall!
YOU HAVE TO STOP HIM!
<span class="mu-s">What do you do?</span>
>Let Bert leave through the door. The Castle must survive.
>“Don’t you dare.” Scold Bert before he does the unthinkable.
>“What did Ivanna make you do?” Be a couple’s psychiatrist.
>“Who are the kids bullying you?” You’ll deal with them!
>Write In.
