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>Debrief M on the R-Company Task Force and tell her to prepare. Tell her to be ready for lethal and less-than-lethal.
>Debrief Q as well.
>Announce to facility that R-Company will raid us later today to test us. All nonfighting crew should be training in the gym more often
While you're watching the tape, it's time to deal with the morning announcements. Seems like a good enough place to start. You tap your microphone.
"Attention, staff. Due to a variety of circumstances, R-Company will be raiding us as a 'test'. All non-security and non-combat crew should be training in the gym. I paid good A-Energy for that. Besides, you only have to be faster than the other employees."
"But aside from that, remember, enjoy the show. Consider it a treat for being such hard workers. Face the fear, build the future."
Everyone takes a moment to process the information besides the FREEDOM RANGERS, who keep playing without a care in the world. Welp, time to contact your department heads, at least.
Administrator --> Employee M, Employee Q
ADMINISTATOR: Alright. Both of you, you heard the announcement, correct?
Q: Correct.
MONIFAMONEY: Another fucking invasion, huh? What did we do to deserve this?
ADMINISTATOR: It's a long story.
ADMINISTATOR: Needless to say, though, I need you to prepare for it. Be ready for lethal and less-than lethal measures.
MONIFAMONEY: I.
MONIFAMONEY: Fine. I already had to make some plans thanks to that Agent K chick badgering me.
Q: Inquiry: Should I attempt to bring the 'meat soldiers' to our side for the upcoming conflict?
Q: Cost-benefit analysis states that they would be the most efficient, followed by Future.
ADMINISTATOR: Of course.
MONIFAMONEY: I'll set up a training regime. Got any estimate on when they're arriving?
ADMINISTATOR: No.
MONIFAMONEY: Damnit.
Q: Accounting Department will be on high alert. Calling available employees to guard the high-risk energy assets.
>Tell B2 if he does good during the R-Company invasion, we have a reward he'll love (Surplus Clowning Equipment). KEEP IT A SURPRISE
Administrator --> Employee B2
ADMINISTATOR: If you do well during the upcoming invasion, you'll get a reward you'll love. Okay?
bwoink: :o)
bwoink: :o(
bwoink: :o?
What did you expect.
>Note Specialty Coffee and Black Tar Coffee for later; now is not the time
>Try new coffee flavors
You don't have much time this hour to try all the new coffee, nor do you want to drink the Black Tar one right now, but there's no harm trying the doublecaf one at least.
A fresh cup of doublecaf coffee rises up from a hole in your desk. You quickly gulp it down without waiting for it to cool down in the slightest.
AND OKAY THERE'S THE JITTERS. A weirdly high pitch chuckle escapes your lips. "WOO! Fuck yeah, this is the SHIT." You slam your cup down on the desk. A smile forces its way across your lips.
"S-sir?" "ArE you OKAY?" Your two assistants watch in concern.
"TOP OF THE WORLD! C'MON, LET'S DO SOME GOD DAMN WORK TODAY!"