>>6299285>>6299227>>6299169WOOOO FREE TAC- shit yeah actually good question, who pays for the tacos? Who watches the watchmen? What doth life? Who shat my pants?
Bung has a point we can always just bullshit our way to a free meal using our collective bargaining powers, gumption and our charming overflowing charisma but we are also wanted men in a sense, potentially; can't risk making ANOTHER scene.
The solution, you posit, is borrowing a little er, "security" from your good friend! Say we haggle like crazy and get it down to three, two, hell even LESS than a dollar, that's still fifty cents too many, you're operaring entirely in the red here; you're not gonna let your temporary financial embarrassment keep you from carbonated ambrosia and spicy aztec goodness.
It'll just be like, a buck or two, nothing big, nothing you can't pay back in the near fut- er, intermedia- hurk-in the indeterminate far far, future?
Ah he wont notice, or mind, just don't bring it up at all and we're set.
We can just... swipe it... quick flick of the hand, just like with the groceries back at the gas station, easy peasy....
>SWIPE! SLEIGHT OF HAND BITCH [1D100, DC 55 (+10 you got practice now!)]>FORGET IT TOO RISKY, LET'S JUST TRUST OUR GIFT OF THE GAB 