Rolled 1 + 1 (1d2 + 1)
>TCHOKK
>-16HP>OOOOF>Toady 2HPDat TCHOPP almost finished you. He'll regret that it didn't.
He tries to stomp onnit, to wedge it deeper; the slight lapse before his foot lands on the back of the blade you push hard on it, cutting your palms and feet.
You make it out with inches to spare; he has to hold back his stomp a little or lose balance, now that his biggaxx is skewed.
You're already flying up under his lifted stomp, and triple-buzzsaw through his body starting wiv hiz voonerables.
>Toady 87+18 vs MAKKURRULL 33>GIBBTTT>DAT TRIKKSY GRIGGER BASTICH -26HP>DEDD 48 vs Toady 82+2>FANKS FER PLAYANHe has just one beat to scream while you thrash through his gutts, then <span class="mu-b">Daggy</span> punches through his heart and out his lower throat, then, nimbly reverse-gripping, into his <span class="mu-r">face</span>.
The body topples backwards. YOU glop out of it, blowing blood and snot out your nose.
You're just about fukt, your kit is rekt. You don't want any more.
Lucky for you, neither do the Orcs.
The local pecking order has been established, with YOU at the top.
The ecstatic Gobbos start to crowd into the fighting ground, yayying and clapping. Some of them have already started to tear bits orf the dedders to eat, watching YOU with half an eye.
If you're going to say shit, say it.
<span class="mu-s">[SPEAK]</span>
CHOICE ONE
Pick One:
>"Handz orf, Titchy. Unless yez wantz ta join va pile.">Be stand offish, keep everything for yourself. You won it.OR
>"EAT UP, MAGGITZ. BUT VA HAAT N LIVVAH BELONGZ TER ME!">Win the crowd, get information.CHOICE TWO
Again, pick one:
>"A Bosser should have sum henches.">Lose most of the Kludge material looted>1d4+1 armored Gobbos of about 6 years old join YOU as Droogz; twice your natural capability.>You have to go back to Seafood on foot in order to bring them with you; additional seven Days Off will be used for this.>If you {POPUP} from here, you will most likely lose your Droogz.>"Sodd orf ye cuntz.">keep all the kludge>no assistance with directionsCHOICE THREE
>SECRECY Y/N>Y means you only loot what you can carry handily and you spend the night in a pit under Wagon, away from eyes.>N means you bring out Pouchy and start cramming 15 dedd Orcs and their effects in what seems a fancyfancy Bag of Holding in front of witnesses, and sleep in the open.>both should have consequences.>>6130669>>6130690>>6130290>>6130284>>6130236>>613018636hrs
