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You use a smartphone that Jessica gave you to look for info! Apparently using a newspaper is not very effective these days, if Jessica is to be believed.
<span class="mu-s">You quickly find an article about Mr. Crumbs.</span> Apparently, shortly after you went to prison, <span class="mu-s">Mr. Crumbs became first ever robotic animal bajillionaire.</span> In just two months he diversified his assets and built a giant commercial empire, gaining incredible influence and power all over the world.
Many economic and cultural experts raised a voice of concern, saying things like: <span class="mu-s">"Oh come the fuck on, he's obviously gonna become a super villain, are you guys serious here???"</span>
But, they all were silenced. With the power of <span class="mu-s">money</span>. Currently, <span class="mu-s">Mr. Crumbs is somewhere outside the country</span>, on some kind of business trip. His exact whereabouts are unknown...
It's possible that <span class="mu-s">with better resources and influence, you will be able to track him down!</span>
Reading about your arch enemy's success have left you feeling depressed... This is why you never read the news!
You ADHD riddled mind wanders off to the bottom of the screen, where two clickbait articles have been prepared for you. <span class="mu-s">You feel compelled to press one of them!</span>
<span class="mu-s">Pick one of these two trash articles to distract your sad brain! This will determine what kind of flashback about your family you will get! </span>
