YER a Goblin of the GoblinSlayer universe. By sheer astronomical odds, while fleeing GoblingSlayer, aka the GobboCaust, you meet anuvva unlucky bastich: Yang Wuhan, 殃污琀, "Calamity-Corrupted Corpsepearl", also known as Divine Demon, Wyrmacide, Sword Specter, Wind Incarnadine, Gore Walker, Blade Emperor, the Absolute™, &c &c, who just got BTFO'd by an alliance of Righteous and Deviant Cultivators from his home universe.
In exchange for the lifesaving Thousand Year Lingzi you just happened to find just now, he swears to do you no harm and take you as his Disciple - Tudi - or, Toady, as your Teacher - Shifu - or, Seafood.
Since then you've been busy:
Getting Seafood a little-girl Pall Body to operate in while he seeks to restore his fatally damaged real body; learning the <span class="mu-r">[Thousand Segment Carrionpede]</span> form to the Fourth Moulting; killing a whole town for funzies n lewtz; got shotgun married to a ghost bint who tries to kill you in your dreams every 10days or so
Seafudds sez it'z to dodge karma n build character; you think it might also be juzt because he'z a roit kunt; temping with the Rhean (GSverse Halflings) Resistance as a SoB for hire against Myrmid (GSverse literal bugmen) expansionism; exploring and destroying an ancient Dimm City; joining Orc Fight Club "with consent"; get bodymodded without consent; bag a Blew Bewbd Efreet from an Ice Dunjjon; investigated, with partial failure, a lead about sumfin sussy in va state 'a dem Orks.
PREV EPISODES
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http://thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/60517612:
http://thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/60685233:
https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/60832254:
https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2024/6126087RIGHT NOW:
For his last major success, Toady has been given a holla-die by Seafood to do as he likes, and chose to stirr shit up in Orky Country.
Seafood has "requested“ Toady get the Orc ShammyBoss Dulugtangor's hedd or staff as a gratuity for making Toady a new indestructible GIGA GLUGGZ Helff Potty container.
Dulugtangor is strongly tied to Clewfinda aka Jinx Finx, a sussy foot scout who may be involved with Dorf Peacekeepers and Humie Green Cloak Rangers.
Toady has just been registered and released as a trespassing non-belligerant in the Orc-cupied Zone by the Peacekeepers. If he gets detained by Peacekeepers again before clearing his name by reporting to an Adventurers' Guild and working off his trespass, he will be Interrogated at -25% disadvantage.
Having all his kit confiscated by the Dorfs has alerted Toady to the possibility that his pending <span class="mu-b">{{{WEESH}}}</span> from the captured Blew Bewbd Efreet might still be taken from him, and is strongly considering cashing it.
The <span class="mu-b">{{{WEESH}}}</span> has to be in 7 words to be at full reality-bending strength. QM gives its word there will be no traps in the <span class="mu-b">{{{WEESH}}}</span>. Natural narrative consequences notwithstanding.
