>>5726496>>5726480>>5726457>>5726434>>5726422>>5726417>>5726414>>5726390>Sure, you’ll check out the wares there.>Bring Bredbeddle to help with appraising things, because she's a gnome“Of course, my lady.” You bow your head. You just have to hope they’ve got some good ingredients in stock–you still need to prepare dinner. “Shall I bring the gnome along, then? She may do us well to bargain, or..?”
“What does THAT mean?” Bredbeddle looks aghast.
“You may bring her along if you want.” Sigrid kneads her forehead. “Please stop being racist to gnomes, Snuff.”
“I can’t believe you said that.” Bredbeddle continues prodding you, wading through the field right at your tail. “You’re a halfie, ain’t you? How’d you feel if I called you knife-ears, or a rabbit? Huh, Snuff? Maybe I actually will have Algernon eat your insides out..”
“I said I was sorry.” You mumble, face burning hot. You really didn’t mean that to be offensive. “Ah–..look, we’re almost here.”
The shop set-up is a strange one–in fact, possibly one of the strangest things you’ve seen in the sea in your time here. The stock of the shop is lain out in a tall pile stuck from the top of a large blue rucksack, teetering and tottering every which way, held together only by a few lengths of twine about the thick of the tower. The amassment of knicknacks and antiques are of all sorts–.. swords, ceramics, hunks of meat, bits of armor, posters, records, ammunition, wheels of cheese, tin cans of offal, pots of oil.. and strangest yet is the shopkeeper.
“Hello, friends!” A low voice greets you from within the mushroom costume. “Welcome to MUSHROOM MANSEL’S traveling shop! Please, ply your trade and take stock of our wares. We’ve got all sorts, whether it be dwarven black bull tongue or pin-up posters of your favorite superstar witches and wizards..!”
“What’s with the mushroom costume?” You decide to be forward about it.
“It’s not a costume. I’m actually a mushroom.” His response is quick and flat.
“Right. I hate the boonies..” Bredbeddle mutters under her breath.
>What’s his story?>Ask to see his selection of weaponry.>Ask to see what he’s got on offer for food.>Ask to see his >Ask for his recommendations.>[Write-In.] 