>>5581199>If we reject her, her brothers (pretty much every god on olympus) may come down and set up a shotgun wedding even if she doesn't want to force the issue>Being unlucky with women might be keeping us alive in greeceIt was Afrodite shipping us all along?
>>5581220>Imagine waking up one morning with the sun shining through your blinds bright as hell. Except it's 2 A.M. and Apollo is standing at the foot of your bed telling you to get on his chariot for your big day. 