>>5283025<span class="mu-s">Turn 3</span>
Seduction Check: Failure >>5285078Is it a treason to go on a date when you are an incel? You remember once vowing you'd never touch roast beef with a ten-foot pole. Yet now, here you are, preparing to go on a trip to Miami. You pack your clothes, you phone, your Rin doll, and an empty flask. You're not quite sure what the flask could be used for, but you feel it could be useful. You are generally very intuitive, so you always listen to your feelings. You've even bought a condom, in case the date goes well.
You arrive to Miami International Airport in the evening. The temperature and the humidity are unbearably high. Everyone around you is wearing shorts, but you're still dressed in soldier pants. What can you do; that's all you have in your minimal wardrobe. You take a taxi to the room you've booked on Airbnb. It's a simple room in a bungalow, nestled in a lush tropical patio. The owner, Jeanne, prepares a margarita for you, and you drink it while watching anime on your laptop.
Your choice is "Goblin Slayer: Goblin's Crown", a hyper violent movie in the Goblin Slayer series. You enjoy the violence and cunning of the main character, although you've always identified more with the goblins. They take what they want, when they want, and they don't put pussy on a pedestal. That's the kind of man you want to be, and you know that's the kind of man you have to be, if you are to break out of your intolerable state of inceldom. Women don't like nice guys; they like bad boy, unhygienic goblins.
The next day, you go to Flanigan's Seafood Bar & Grill, and wait for your date. You've picked that place because it looked trendy; the wooden chairs are rustic, and it feels like you're in a bar in the middle of the jungle. Chelsea arrives 10 minutes later. Her hair is dyed pink, and she sports a pink T-shirt with "Daddy" written on it in big, round letters. She smiles to you.
>Hello, Chelsea. So, you like your daddy, eh?She gives you a puzzled look. Then she looks down at her T-shirt.
>Oh, that? Well, yeah, I guess.You chat with her for a bit, but the conversation in person doesn't go as well as online. She doesn't seem too interested, and only gives you one word answers.
>Why did you pick this place, by the way? My hair and my clothes are going to smell, now.>Erm... Isn't it a standard place for Miami?>I guess.<span class="mu-i">You stupid bitch. Do you answer "I guess" to everything?</span> After the meal, you pay the bill, say goodbye, and promise you'll keep in touch. The date didn't go too well, and she doesn't give you the warm kiss you had expected.
Back in your room, the first thing you do is check on your doll. You were somewhat wary of leaving her alone, because it's an expensive doll. But she's fine. You watch another anime, and fall asleep. You have nice dreams of violence and conquest in an isekai world. The night is your ally, and your dreams are much more beautiful than the real world.
