>>5671007>>5671032>>5671675The COFFEE MACHINE taunts you with its caffeine encrusted glass. You decide to teach the damn thing a lesson.
>>5671470As you walk towards the COFFEE MACHINE, something catches your eye. It appears to be a BUST OF ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATED ACTOR RYAN GOSLING. You stand in awe of its glory. This should be worth quite a bit, you think.
Unfortunately, as you try and pick it up, it falls over. Seems it was actually made of styrofoam. Huh.