>>5727290“You guys are gonna get a charge outta’ dis’!” Announces Rodney as he scurries over with a yellow gizmo in his hands! “Check it!”
Flicking the switch on the side, you watch as a thin, black needle sits at the ‘<span class="mu-s">ZERO</span>’ point on a gauge measured in… ‘<span class="mu-i">Rem</span>’s?
“Guess it measures how attractive a guy is to the ladies!” Croons Rodney as he pokes a finger at the zero and laughs! “Sad! Real sad, you two!”
You’re standing next to it too, <span class="mu-i">moron.</span>
“Y-yea, well…”
Counting the <span class="mu-s">PICKAXE</span> Rodney found along with a <span class="mu-s">BUNDLE OF HEMP ROPE,</span> it dawns on you that if you head into the mine, at least one person will be missing full equipment!
<span class="mu-s">INVENTORY PASTEBIN UPDATED!</span>
https://pastebin.com/RuZL1XghIn that case, <span class="mu-s">WHO GETS THE WORKING HEADLAMPS (TWO PEOPLE)?</span>
>DIESEL>RAJ>RODNEY<span class="mu-s">WHO GETS THE ONE WORKING GAS MASK?</span>
>DIESEL>RAJ>RODNEY<span class="mu-s">WHO WILL GO INTO THE MINE? PICK ONE OR MORE!</span>
>EVERYONE!>RAJ!>RODNEY!>DIESEL!>NO ONE! THIS IS A DUMB IDEA!