>>5826244Peter J. Peterson, former criminal, and now totally unknown man. Peter decided to take a new direction in life after his encounter with God. Why commit violent crimes when you can use trickery and lies to get your way instead? So Peter decides to become a snake oil salesman, selling dyed water to innocent farmhands with everything from the common cold to cancer for ludicrous prices, and claiming he's selling "miracle tonics". A truly great profession... And thanks to a few bottles of grey fur dye, even if God's magic didn't work, no one will ever know it's him!
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