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First thing’s first, you sigh as you try and fail to take another sip from your smoldering cup of joe, can uh… can you see the scene as-is? That’ll get the ole’ noggin joggin’!
“Course we can!” Tucker answers as he motions for one of the crewmembers to wheel over one of the cameras. “You can see the early special effects through this–Sammi will take care of the rest.”
“<span class="mu-i">Course</span> I will!” Giggles the actress in question with a wink that causes Eddie to melt into his chair. What a bonehead…
“Okay, people,” Begins Tucker as the crew gets into position, “Let’s try this with the notes we discussed last time–and remember: <span class="mu-r">TERRY THE TERRIBLE!</span>”
Answering with a chorus of ‘<span class="mu-i">Holy SHIT</span>’s, the engineers slate the scene to begin as you watch with mild interest through the camera in front of you!
“Quiet on set… Aaaand… <span class="mu-s">ACTION!</span>”
A shroud of steam blankets the <span class="mu-g">HELIPAD</span> as Sam-err, <span class="mu-i">STAN</span> walks into frame–the camera dead-center on her heaving chest! S-seriously?!
“Hmmm,” she purrs as her hand hovers over the <span class="mu-g">WHIP</span> hanging at her side, “I smell something… <span class="mu-i">foul</span>...”
“W-w-w-watch out, Stan!”
A pang of surprise shoots through your chest as you hear a voice similar to Ly’s, and for good reason–blinking into existence above Stan’s shoulder is a cutesy, CGI Skull who could only be one person!
“D-D-DUCK!” Wait, isn’t that the guy from that one cartoon-
Dropping low before her stalwart companion can even get the command out, ‘<span class="mu-i">Stan</span>’ smirks as a <span class="mu-r">ROCKET</span> grazes her cap and sails into a distant building! “No, Ly,” the leading lady quips as a whole city block is reduced to rubble behind her, “It’s a <span class="mu-r">TURKEY!</span>”
A mammoth figure emerges from the steam–one made of computer-generated bones with a <span class="mu-r">ROCKET LAUNCHER</span> embedded in one arm, <span class="mu-r">FLAMETHROWER</span> in the other!
“<span class="mu-r">STANLEY PARBLE,</span>” Roars the bony behemoth as his clawed feet make sparks dragging along the helipad, “I’m growing tired of asking politely… <span class="mu-s">GIVE ME THE DIAMONDS!</span>”
Hm..
“Oh I’ll give you <span class="mu-i">something</span>, alright…” snickers Stan as she cracks her whip on the floor, “How about an ass-whooping?”
>CONTD.
