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>Home and Snacks
If you've learnt anything from your years of kidnapping and being a general menace to anything that's not green and ugly. It is that humans are strangely emotional and sentimental. You need two hands and one foot to count how many times a human captive would cry out "they have a family" or "they have children." Some goblins would jeer cruelly at them and laugh at the outbursts, but you were mostly confused by them. When one of you goblin pals died all it meant was that there was less competition for the scraps of food you had to fight for. Even when your clan was wiped out all you could feel was a dull anger at the humans doing this to you; not any sort of grief or loss about the comrades you had known your entire life.
However, while you may not understand it, this child certainly does if her pathetic cries are anything to go off of.
Toeing out of the haystack you were hiding in, you stealthily approach the girl until she can feel your hot stinky breath right in her face.
"Yu'z want a home? Eef you follow'z uz, you'z belly will never grumblez agin."
After that stunning display of eloquence the small girl ceases her shuddering and crying to look (slightly) up at you in shock. Her green eyes go wide and seem to bore right into your (probably green) soul.
You stutter slightly while trying to entice her further and to prevent any screams for help.
"I-i haz treatz for u'z like eyeballz on uh stick, and'z dungshroom"
The girls eyes stop meeting yours and she shyly looks at the ground before speaking.
"On a stick? Is it like a lollipop? My mom would sometimes bring a lollipop home when she had a good day at the market," she starts sniffling again and you're afraid she'll start crying again and possibly draw the attention of more humans. But she puts on a brave face and holds the tears in her eyes.
"You promise you'll give me a home?"
Seizing your opportunity you start cackling to yourself a little while tricking the girl.
"Yesh! Big home and good snackz! Rat eyeball just likez a lollipoop. So tastyz and gooey. I bitez and it explodez in my mouth!"
Somehow your exclamation seems to convince her and she puts her small hand in yours and lets you lead her out of the village.
>Roll me 1d100 to escape the Village with her.
You choose the easiest option and she's going willingly so it's Bo3.
