>>5918585>>5918335>>5918261>>5918199>>5918173>>5918149>>5918147>An actual crime, maybe petty but you wouldn't mind having something to show for your birthday.It's late but you're feeling bold enough to begin your life of villainy this very evening! Or at least, you're feeling that way after a trip to the bathroom to hurl, when you start feeling sick. Probably more that you ate too much too quick, but the drinks didn't help. And uh... you may also have stumbled back to bed and passed out for awhile too.
But stirring awake a little after midnight from a neighbor slamming their car trunk outside, you groggily crawl out of bed again. Feeling a lot better and clearheaded, after chugging some water, you feel up for a little crime. A <span class="mu-i">little</span> crime, you're not 100% and you know it not to mention your lack of preparedness.
But if you keep it small time, what could go wrong? That's the spirit! Ah, but... what crime to commit? You could try breaking and entering to burgle a place, trespassing to cause some property damage, or even try to mug someone, who knows? There's any number of things you could get up to that wouldn't be too serious in nature. Below the interest of a real supervillain perhaps, but just a first-time thing to get you in the mindset for what is to come.
That is to say, as much trouble as one might be able to even get up to around South-end this late. This isn't New York or LA, beyond downtown much of your small city is closed at this hour.
>A villainous write-in! 