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However, the worst is yet to come. For in the immediate aftermath of this terrible disaster and setback, you are attacked by the most formidable foe that could ever beset any spacefaring organisation, the overwhelming assault and might of SPACE LAWYERS
Or more precisely, OSINT analysts from NGOs. Somehow, photos and telemetry from your catastrophic failed launch are uploaded on the anonymous hacking forum known as 4chan, where they are dismissed as "fake and gay" and swiftly archived, but months later are picked up in reporting by mainstream media organisations.
(You have a 50:50 chance of being attacked by either an ATTRACTIVE or UGLY space NGO activist)