>>5259025Since your mouth is stuffed with a rebreather, the poor mermaid’s answer comes in the form of a whirling dervish of claws and teeth! Giggling with sick enjoyment, the mermaid’s laughs become more hollow as the water behind the debris fills with clouds of fresh blood!
“Look out, girls! We aren’t allowed to die yet!” Barks Guppy as she leads her team away from your pet’s handiwork!
“<span class="mu-i">Luuuckyyy!</span>” Groaning with jealousy, one of the stragglers doesn’t evade fast enough and is tackled by the rampaging beast! As the others watch with unhealthy interest, Sybil takes a chance and sends a stream of solid ice ripping through the water! Darting out of the way like, well, <span class="mu-i">fish</span>, the mermaids probably woulda’ gotten away had you not brought a certain <span class="mu-g">BANNED CLEANING PRODUCT</span> into the fray!
Roaring to life like a demon from hell, your <span class="mu-g">BACKUUM</span> immediately gets to work sucking up the water around you! It does <span class="mu-i">such</span> a good job, in fact, that despite their evolutionary advantages, the group of mermaids are yanked backwards–just in time to be caught in a blanket of frost!
One mermaid strikes out–caught mid-freeze, the hunter is neatly bisected as the power of your backuum rips her lower half free from her frozen top! Slowed by chunks of ice clinging to their bodies, both Guppy and her last remaining soldier (not counting the one currently being eviscerated by the feral raccoon, of course) give each other a knowing nod before darting towards a nearby kelp forest!
“They’re runnin’!” Exclaims Ly, A.K.A ‘<span class="mu-b">CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!</span>
“That was fun!” Guppy croons as she shakes the frost off in mid-swim! “You win for now, Stan, but you’d better not die in that <span class="mu-r">FORBIDDEN ZONE!</span>”
“Yea!” Adds Guppy’s associate, “Mother’s <span class="mu-i">good</span> at waiting, so we’ll be back later! <span class="mu-i">BAIIIII</span>~”
D’awww, that’s <span class="mu-i">cute</span>--they think they’re escaping! Swimming after the two, you prepare to tear these finned freaks outta’ the script… <span class="mu-i">PERMANENTLY!</span>
What do?!
>BACKUUM THEM IN AND TEAR ‘EM TO SHREDS!>LAUNCH LIL’ STANLEY AT THEM!>HEY SYB, DO FIREBALLS STILL WORK UNDERWATER?>WRITE-IN! 