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“I just wanna know what happened. Why did you disappear?” You need to know every detail!
“I was on a business trip.” Victorious Calamity doesn’t explain any further.
“Victor. Explain everything.” Craig won’t take his bullshit.
“Like, from the beginning? Johnny Ando doesn’t know all the details of my life.” Victor wants to know all the details before embarking on this tale.
“What’s your job?” Craig will make him spit out the important bits.
“Social assistance. At the homeless shelter primarily.” Victor retorts. “I’m the <span class="mu-s">certified</span> nurse as well.” It’s like the certified part is really important to him, you feel like someone else is catching shade.
“And what’s your side gig?” Your landlord puts his hands on his waist.
“I make homemade Ice Cream.” Victor responds.
“The other one.” Craig rolls his eyes.
“I sold my shares, it’s all homemade now.” Victor doesn’t get it.
“Not the ice cream shit, man.” Craig shakes his head.
“You’re right, I suppose I should classify this as a hobby.” Victor thinks about it.
“Your actual side gig. You know, the one your physique is for.” Craig frowns. He’s not as good at solving this Rubik’s cube of a man.
“Please, I haven’t gotten into the ring in years.” Victor sensibly chuckles.
“…He’s a bodyguard for hire.” Craig is done playing this game as he tells you directly. “You went on a cruise. You know, the one that sunk.”
“Oh yes. How unfortunate.” Victor laments the facts.
“And how did you come back?” Craig raises an eyebrow.
“Swimming. Took me a while.” Victor crosses his arms.
“To a boat, I presume. Then what happened?” Craig assumes he didn’t literally swim to land.
“Not just any boat, it was an O.S.U. warship.” Victor clarifies. A foreign ship from Orange Star United? What’s that doing there?
“Why was it there?” Craig asks.
“It was trying to wake up a horrifying monster from the deep seas.” Victor explains. “Those lousy sailors thought they could capture this indomitable beast.”
