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Okay, you pant as the inky abomination approaches, here’s the plan: we gotta destroy that <span class="mu-s">GATE!</span>
“Couldn’t agree more…” Nods Chuck in an equally-weary tone, “Whatcha’ thinkin’, kid?”
Well, you begin, you’ve got a <span class="mu-s">GIANT CARTOON CAT WITH A MALLET</span>--
Before you can finish, the aforementioned <span class="mu-s">GIANT CARTOON CAT WITH A MALLET</span> brings its also aforementioned <span class="mu-s">MALLET</span> down upon your hiding place showering you and the groundskeeper in a hail of scrap metal! Though the shrapnel scrapes your skin, you and Chuck are thankfully unscathed–at least enough to rush past your would-be killer’s tree trunk-sized legs!
As you slip past, Chuck picks up a particularly nasty hunk of scrap and jabs it into the wound you inflicted on the beast before! This time a water cooler’s-worth of ink spurts out, and the kitty cat is <span class="mu-i">NOT</span> pleased about it!
Good, you think as you and Chuck beat a hasty retreat, you can use that… channeling your inner <span class="mu-s">CARTOON MOUSE</span>, you keep the cat busy by dodging and darting in a serpentine path long enough for Chuck to break away to get a better vantage point! You’re about halfway to the <span class="mu-s">GATE</span> when Raj and Pepper come in skating <span class="mu-i">hot</span>--like holy crap they’re about t-
Your thoughts are swifty cut off when the skater and his redhead cargo plow into you at full-force, sending the three of you tumbling across the chamber like dropped potatoes!
Rolling to a stop next to Raj and Pepper, the skater gives you an apologetic grin.
“My bad, bro…” He groans before stumbling to his feet and offering you both a hand, “Shitty time to beef it, huh-”
>CONTD.
