>>5583004>>5583161>>5583167>>5583201>>5583272>kiss his hand>‘you seem tender enough’You take a few steps toward the massive hand, now set so low by the ground its fingers dalliance with the street. The hands movements are slow and gentle at your approach. You ready yourself. The giant’s let his guard down enough to fall into your reach, and you need only pounce on the opportunity.
“You seem tender enough.” You reassure him as you kiss a knuckle. Your stomach drops with heat, the deep, dark viscerality of the magic ebbing from your womb, worming into your heart, and parting from your lips as you break from him. His skin was cold.
“URGH. HEAD’S.. DIZZY.” The giant mutters, pulling his hand back up, a fat pad cradling his sack. “SORRY, BIRD. HEADACHE.”
“That’s wonderful.” You take a few steps back with a HAUGHTILY EVIL SMIRK on your face. The beast is yours to puppet now. “Now, would you be so kind as to scoop me and the wolf up in your palms and carry us away from this mess? Oh, and look for a weird old hag with an owl and some miserable invalid on a crutch in the crowd–they’re with u–””
“URGH. I’M SORRY, BIRD–YOU ARE PRETTY, AND HAVE ARTFUL WAY ABOUT WORDS, BUT.. I DON’T KNOW.. IRON MAIDEN TOLD ME NOT TO HELP OUTSIDERS..” The giant mutters apologetically, hand still on his head. “AGH. WHAT YOU DO TO ME WITH THAT KISS..?”
You take another few uneasy steps back from the increasingly upset giant, cursing beneath your breath. You were able to partially enthrall him, but something went wrong in the casting.. maybe you went too fast, or maybe it’s that devotion to his mistress, or maybe his brain is just too small to manipulate with a small token of affection like a kiss. You need to act fast.
>Ask him for his hand. Just a few more kisses for good measure.>If he’s so sure about what the IRON MAIDEN would say, why not carry you and the wolf to her? He’ll earn the affection of his mistress by showing them a valuable outsider like yourself.>Try to lay it on extra thick and gooey so he knows that he is YOUR boyfriend and thusly, yours to order around.>Write-In. 