Rolled 23 (1d100)
>>5664356>94 on the Herald rollOh boy. Oh boyoboyoby.
One night, as Ignaz is on his way home from work, the internal systems of the lighthouse spring back to life, unnoticed by anyone - except perhaps ArsonBot#237? Can he perceive the alien computer chatter? I will roll for it.
>>5663306[----STANDBY TERMINATED----]
[+Vector calculations complete]
[+ETA determinable]
[+Calculating new ETA ----]
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[+++Rejoice+++]
[+++Rejoice+++]
[+New ETA: t-3.58 Braxirotations]
[+Arrival of Royality imminent]
[+++Rejoice+++]
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[SEARCHING DATA BANKS FOR DIRECTIVE]
[+>Upon Arrival of Royality, the Herald shall alert the knights of the present court to guide it to its correct growth<]
[+Scanning for knights+]
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[----SCAN COMPLETE----]
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[+++Error: Not found+++]
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[+++Hail Royality+++]
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[+Herald Returns to Stand by]
[----STAND BY ACTIVATED---]
mere hours later, Ignaz fast asleep in the lighthouse control room, bent to a prezel to fit into the interior, an explosion shakes the building.