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>Tell them to move up to Sacaton with the main force against a certain direction [Enter From North After Traveling East Along Gila]"Yo, what's up, it's Jesse. You guys aren't in some kind of gunfight or some shit right?"
"No," the Sidewinder responds. "We're just p-"
That's all you need to hear. "Great, look get your asses over to Sacaton, shit's gonna pop off!" You can feel the meth starting to really circulate through your system.
"Just to confirm, you want us to leave our positions in the desert and head ov-"
"Did I stutter? C'mon, you're gonna miss out!" You start laughing as you can just imagine rolling up on whatever half-assed fortifications they're scrambling to make out of a police station or some shit. You can practically see it in your mind, the sight of you liberating your fellow meth-afficionados from the clutches of the gay communist legal system. Or maybe you can figure out some kind of flanking maneuver. You just need some kind of distraction maybe, something that's not too crazy. You remember there was a middle school somewhere near the middle of the place. If you could just firebomb it real quick, maybe you could make 'em panic and flush them all out to get them in easy shooting range.
"Jesse? Jesse!"
"Uh, yea, for sure! God be with you, see you in Sacaton! Got to go now!"
Now that you think about it, maybe firebombing a middle school isn't such a good idea. You'd have to split up your guys. Though it is a great idea, you have to admit to yourself. You always come up with great ideas once the meth starts hitting good.
"Hey, keep an eye out on that tractor place that's coming up," you order your guys. "They could be hiding dudes there. I know I would if I was them. But not after taking some of those tractors. Hey, you know the horsepower those things have," you begin ranting without realizing. "You know how many armor plates you could slap on them? Dude, for real, you could deck that thing out like a turtle AND still have room for a big ass cannon or something. It'd be invincible!" You've been cooking up the idea of the 'PanzerKampfTraktor' for a while and you just know it's a slam dunk...
