>>5771103>>5771139>Redirect him. He doesn't like you. Think of something to put him out of sorts.Ok ok, calm down. Let's think this through. He isn't your biggest fan, so it shouldn't be hard to make him focus on you rather than the satchel. Uhh...
Oh!
You think you've got it. Aim for the morals. That's the ticket.
You do your best to sound casual, although you hope your comment will be scandalous enough to draw his outrage.
"So, Coon..."
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