>>5818370>>5818371>>5818373>>5818375Jonathan cuts the head off of the thief. You make it so that when he does this, a new body grows out of the severed head, and a new head grows out of the body. The catch is, that the body and the head have absolutely no skin. The skinless body thief starts howling in agony and begging to be killed, while the skinless head thief lays on the floor, gurgling and twitching.
>Ease the suffering>Make the suffering worse>Punish Jonathan>Reward Jonathan>Go do something else 