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You are Karn, Lord Frieza's most trusted General, "The Dragon of New Salda", and father of almost a dozen rambunctious children.
You have been asked by your short yandere wife to look after the kids for the remainder of the day, a rare occasion to be certain.
Electing to do something besides group sparring for once, you instead ventured to the nearest city, making a quick match to the first eatery you could spot in a few seconds.
The line to the register immediately dissipates as you walk in the door, your innate killer aura causing several patrons to pass out.
After a few minutes of inputting your gargantuan order, you're asked by the lanky Saiyan working the register...
"So is that gonna be cash or card today sir?"
You start to speak, but just as quickly hush yourself and begin to think.
You've never actually "paid" for anything before in your life, not with currency anyways.
What do you do?
>Assume a Djem-So stance, then remain perfectly still. This is probably a ploy meant to catch you off guard.
>Offer up your Gravity Hammer as collateral for the meal. It's an heirloom item, so it should more than cover the cost.
>Pull the "General" card and make it clear that you won't be paying for anything today.
>Swallow your pride and contact King Vegeta via telepathy, asking him to fly over with a portion of the royal treasury's funds.
>Challenge the cashier to a duel. If he wins, you'll do his job for a week.
>Sigh out and admit that you don't actually have any form of payment on you. Your reputation will just have to take a hit this time.
>Pickpocket the nearest off-worlder with your telekinesis and use their card to pay for the meal.
>Instant Transmission to the chef's ki signature and start cooking the meal yourself. They can't make you pay for something you made...right?
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