Rolled 36, 70, 77, 71 = 254 (4d100)
>>5693766>"Surrender- your souls... to the King.... Beneath." the first creature wheezed..."Boooooring. Now taste the rainbow, fools!" The Skittler said as he fired off his signature skittle-spam into the mouths of the lead zombie.
>it seemed thoroughly disinterested in the sweet confections the Skittler had to offer."Boooring." The zombies grumbled as the leader let the candy just fall out of its mouth.
"It didn't work?! Nothing can resist chomping down once they're started tasting them!" The candy-wrapper yelled in disbelief.
"Maybe their taste-buds don't work like normal because they're kinda dead?" One of the students suggested.
Furious, the Skittler announced, "You have genuinely angered me: time to die, you tasteless trash!" before moving forward with the intention of seizing the first zombie with his ribbons and kicking it in the head until it snapped off.
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For the sake of simplicity I'll assume this zombie is electric with the same type of bonuses, but the electricity won't work because the Skittler is made of plastic. I can't track XP at all but Skittler has threat-level Tiger, the Alone skill, and a decent amount of combat experience by this point. Maybe +15 over the zombie. Round 1 the other 5 zombies aren't attacking, because they're slow and probably want to go after the humans first. Two dice each fighter.
