>>6048892Having accompanied you through abandoned shopping malls, urban slums and near drownings, your trustworthy and indefatigable Heap Of Crap now approaches the consistency and texture of sludge.
>>6038796You are not entirely certain of the complete contents of your artistic masterpiece, but there are cartons, waste packaging, some crushed cans, possibly sewage and trailing shredded cardboard and plastic bags flying everywhere. You are not sure if your art can be effectively weaponised into improvisational caltrops, but in desperation you must seize and use whatever you possess as your last resort.
With a lamentful and ungraceful effort you heave your precious and exquisite art masterpiece into position, and then unceremoniously fling it through the window. It promptly splatters in a long horizontal brown smear of running rivulets and droplets along the length of the magnificent orange paintwork of the car.
