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The Commander of Heroes before us walked out of the light closer, to where we could get a better look at him. He reached up with his one shielded hand and lifted his winged helmet of bronze that we might at last see his features. His braided blonde hair, his diamond blue eyes, his impressive beard. And his smug... bratty smile.
[ESKART] "...What did you just call me?!"
[LUDWYHN] "A twink. Serhtanly fits your slender, lanky disposition, Eskart. God of bloody book readin. I can already tell now, I'll need only to bash ya up one good one, put ye down fer the count. As for you, pup..." He said, pointing to Wolfboy with his spear, who growled in response; "Ye'll find a more amicable place by me side. I'll be needin a good hound for the hunts, and you'll do, Demigod. Together, we'll fell many marks, we. But ye'll acknowledge me as master first. I'll tame ye wit this brawl."
[LUDWYHN] "Ye, Jenk, are a fine lad. I'll save a spot fer ye at me table inside after this boot. But ye know the rules. I'm gonna have to put me boot up yer pelvis bone first!"
Jenk tipped his hat.
[JENK] "I haven't gotten any weaker since I discarded my flesh, Ludwyhn my boy. Take care you don't lodge that big old poking fork between my ribs."
[LUDWYHN] "HAH! Never change, skeleman. As fer ye, Shennu, we'll be talkin' boot the possibilites of turnin the Grand Strait in the real wold to mead after I clock yer skull. And you-" He said, looking to me now.
I crossed my arms.
There's nothing he can say to psyche me out right-...
[LUDWYHN] "Ye'll make a fine lay after this."
'Eh....???!?!!!'
[LUDWYHN] "Ye heard me!" He said.
[MAJORDOMO] "He's gotta shit eating smile on his face!"
[JOCO] "Why does a dung consuming euphemism imply smugness anyway?"
[MAJORDOMO] "Because, you idiot. WE'RE the dung eaters here. Eating up his DUNG words. DON'T LET HIM PHASE YA MUNNY!"
[LUDWYHN] "Ah'll needta recline goodly so after this pain, poonishment and lesson in hyamility. Me bed will do, and I'll need a warmer, and yer purdy enough for me, Psychic Goddess! I ain't picky of lasses! But first, I'll show ye what a real man. I'll show ye why we men are above ye wee women! HAHAHAHA!"
I didn't think I'd come into this wanting to KNOCK HIS JAW OFF!
I don't know why, but the way he's treating me right now is really making angry! He's looking at me and thinking a Goddess like me is only good for something like carnal indulgences! Well I've never even had one in my life, so he doesn't know what he speaks of!
[MAJORDOMO] "I think the mortals call this "objectifying"."
