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First thing’s first, you declare as you plant your hands on your hips, it ain’t a trip to the pier without hitting up all the <span class="mu-s">RIDES!</span> Sweeping one of your hands behind you at your options, your eyes light up with glee as you masterfully list them off one by one:
First up is the <span class="mu-g">HURRICANE COASTER!</span> It’s only got one loop, as you can plainly see, but sometimes when it’s really windy you can feel the tracks shake and it feels like you’re gonna fall off and die! Plus you can get tokens for the arcade if you just wait below the-
As if waiting for an invitation, a cart full of coaster-goers screams as they zip past you on the tracks above, showering you with a metallic rain of tokens! <span class="mu-i">SEE?!</span>
Next, you segue as you quickly gather the tokens and stuff them down your chest, there’s the <span class="mu-g">BUMPER CARS!</span> No explanation needed here, of course, but there <span class="mu-i">WAS</span> one time during a storm where a car overloaded and was launched into the ocean! It could happen to <span class="mu-i">YoOOoUU!</span>
After menacingly wiggling your fingers for a few minutes, you move on to the next attraction: <span class="mu-g">THE FERRIS WHEEL!</span> Most people ride it so they can make out and stuff, but if you and your friend rock back and forth enough the whole cart will <span class="mu-i">SPIN!</span> There’s also a totally unwritten rule that the ride operator will give you more time for, uh… <span class="mu-i">stuff</span>... if you slip him a fiver before getting on–cigarettes work too! Got any smokes?
“Saw a few butts by that trash can near the entrance...” Muses Talbot as a plan slowly hatches in his dumb mind!
Worth a shot!
>CONTD.