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It's oddly fascinating looking at yourself now. If it wasn't for the tar that leaks from your body like spittle, you look like an average man in his early to mid 30s. Even though you're probably older than that. It almost makes you remember something.
[BOUND BY DUTY] Your first day working at a facility, you dressed up all ni-
Static floods your brain. Guh, okay, remember stuff later. Like that grandpa thing, not now. Moving on.
>Have S-AM organize some Non-Disclosure Agreement paperwork for B-Corp’s agent
>Always have a high Observe chaperone for the B-Corp’s Agent
After getting used to everything, you move onto dealing with the Agent. "S-4M, I'm not sure how legally binding it would be but sign up some NDA shit for the agent."
"I rather not have company secrets leaked, you know?"
"Trust me, Admin. I know." S-4M's left eye twitches. "I know. I'll do that for you real quick." A text document flashes on your screen for a moment before disappearing again.
You hum as you think about who to keep around as a tard wrangler for the Agent. Someone with high Observe. Hopefully someone who can keep their mouths shut so B-Corp doesn't learn too much.
[HOPELESS WRECK] THAT FREAKY CHICK FITS THE BILL. IF WHAT THE DREAM SAID WAS TRUE, SHE'S NOT EVEN HUMAN.
[DYING LIGHT] That's not what they meant. Treat her with some dignity.
...Okay, Kate is probably the choice unless something better comes to mind. S-4M appears on the screen for a split second. "I'll get it done when they're here, sir." And he disappears into the aether of your console. Well, speaking about legal nonsense.
>Accounting Department to try and employ loopholes to avoid the new tax
[HOPELESS WRECK] THAT ENERGY IS OURS. ESPECIALLY IF WE GOTTA DEAL WITH THEM. WHAT WOULD RBA SAY? TAXATION IS ILLEGAL?
Hm. You wonder how much you could actually try to bend with the rules. You quickly contact the Accounting Department, this is their specialty.
ADMINISTRATOR --> ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT
ADMINISTATOR: Alright, you guys are the tax people, right? You deal with money. Here's the issue.
ADMINISTATOR: One of our sponsorships is employing a tax on the energy we collected from two anomalies we borrowed.
ADMINISTATOR: Could you find some loopholes so I don't gotta handle that?
Q: Chance of loophole: 45%. Time to figure it out: A while. Recommendation: Keep us on standby.
k8: taxing the abstract. regular money is abstract too. deal with the concept, save the future.
Q2: WILL ATTEMPT. THE RULES WILL BE BENT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. BE PATIENT WITH THE RESULTS.
OZZY1996: I doubt we can go below a 20% tax. Maybe 15%, if you really want to push it.
BESTSALESMAN1997: TAXES? IN THIS [Ecosystem]? HAHAHAHA! FUNNY JOKE, FUNNY FUNNY! WHY AREN'T YOU [Laugh]ING?
>For each hour you leave three Accounting Department members on standby, you reduce the tax by 3%, up to 15%. Selected employees can not work on other miscs or anomalies. If all are ideal, decrease by 5% instead.