https://youtu.be/oWni0LIzQckWhipping the DUCK out of the helicopter, you flick on the CONTROLLER and sail into the wild red (but normally blue) yonder like a duck-billed eagle! Sensing a newcomer in the fray, the skulls you didn’t annihilate earlier rush to intercept, but they aren’t the predator here!
Executing a perfect barrel roll, you break through the bony barrier with a triumphant ‘QUACK’ as you stun them all with a well-placed press of THE RED BUTTON! Dazed, confused, and utterly perplexed, skulls fall like raindrops as you push through to your opponent–his rodent-like face scrunched into a delightedly-menacing grin!
“Scree…” He begins as THE BAT rushes to meet his challenger head on, “SCREE scree? SCREE, scree SCREE scree SCREE! KEEEEE!”
“What… what’s it doing!?” Sputters Nats as neither combatant pulls away from the impromptu chicken game!
“He’s MONOLOGUING!” Ly exclaims! With only a hair's-breadth of space left, the DUCK and THE BAT let loose their attacks, but both go wide! Brushing past each other, both fighters whip around at breakneck speed to overtake each other once more!
“D-da G-FORCE!” Ly stammers in disbelief, “D-dere’s no way any normal pilot could survive dat’!”
Then it’s a good thing the REMOTE-CONTROLLED DUCK isn’t a normal pilot, you snap! Rushing to reach THE BAT’S flank, you’re blocked once more by another wave of SKULLS! Letting loose with a storm of FIREBALLS, you barely manage to spiral through the bullet-hell-esque assault before you feel the controller quake in your hands! What the hell!?
Carving through the bony wall with a burst of PLASMA, the DUCK soars gracefully through their charred remains as THE BAT comes around for another attack! Diving below a pair of lasers, the REMOTE-CONTROLLED DUCK loops back up and around, placing itself right behind its opponent’s rear!
“SCREE!?” Exclaims the bat as it dives to the side! “Scree KEEe…. Keee SCREEE!”
“Gee,” Nats remarks as your now FULLY-AUTONOMOUS DUCK chases its quarry with a series of PLASMA BLASTS, “Sure would be nice to speak BAT right now, huh?”
Yea, you groan, why couldn’t you pick up any USEFUL skills!?
Speaking of useful, the DUCK’s persistence pays off–unable to shake its tail, THE BAT attempts a risky maneuver–pausing mid-flight for a swift turn around, the belligerent bloodsucker bites off more than he can chew–with pinpoint accuracy and brutal efficiency only a REMOTE-CONTROLLED RAPTOR could have, the DUCK BATTERS THE BAT’S sensitive ears with a laser-guided QUACK and a FLASH!
Bushwhacked and bewildered, THE BAT barely manages to fall out of the way in time! No sooner does he regain his bearings, however, does he notice the DUCK coming around again for another assault! Filling the air around the menacing mammal with PLASMA, the superheated projectiles turn THE BAT’s wings into Swiss Cheese!
>CONTD. 