Due to Finger Snapping, Cristal heals only +17 HP from double resting (and +5 from Health Patch).
To make the entire situation stickier, Palewalker and The Humorless Bard begins Tangoing for 2 turns!! They can't move at all!! They'll be damaged by any Action they take that doesn't free them of their maladies!
What a debilitating Dance! What a cad that evil Supreme Commander is!
>>5292904That acronym stands for (a reference to the acronym of) Flower-Power, Sucka-Don't-Be-Sour, Bumpin', Jammin', Got-The-Speakers-Slammin', Man-Of-The-Hour's Radio Tower.
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Cutscene: Tango walks over to a weakened Bratman and robotically cackles "The jig is up, that blithering Boom-Boxer spilt the beans, bucko. And I don't need a double agent in my midst. That's right, I know you're not loyal anymore, after seeing how you shot your weenie on the dragon girl to stop her from jiggling her bosom. You are a double-crossing no-good snake. Now you die like one."
Bratman explodes into a billion bloody pieces as Tango runs his robot disco ball arm into his chest.
QM dies and is physically incapable of creating another Mutant Mosher!!It's an even 3v3 fight again!!
It's up to Palewalker, Crystalline Riptail, and The Humorless Bard to put a stop to this once and for all!!
The goons are weary and ready for death. Their Supreme Commander just won't give up the ghost, though.
He takes two USB flashdrives out of a compartment and launches them with incredible speeds at both of his goons. (It deals no damage to them)
Tango haughtily explains: "HA-HA-HA!!! Even if you manage to defeat me, surely one of my goons will survive and carry on my legacy with all my evil documents and playlists I just downloaded to their brain!!! HA-HA-HA!!!!"
No way! Now we've definitely gotta...
>Defeat all remaining enemies!!!(Next update in ~12 hours)
