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If it does one more RAMMM you're paste. You're going to dodge and glugg for now.
>DFF 33 vs Toady 92+6
>WIFF
As it charges you do the same; as you leap it speeds up in anticipation to smoosh you - but then you fling the Giga Glugg off one side to one side at max torque and follow its momentum, and in the freefall yank it back like a yo-yo, catching it in both palms and belly.
You press the fanged mouth of the Giga Glugg on bare flesh. The fangs lengthen in response, shivving you. Hurts like expected. Then the Helff Stuff starts going in your innards, and you close up farsta than if you had chugged it.
>-2HP
>gliggliggliggligg
>ahh
>TOADY +16HP = 28HP
The whole time you've been in the air, changing trajectory either by kicking off a surface or using the Beastie Whapp to snagg or torque.
Trying to follow your bullshit works out badly for Dat Fuggen Fang (Toady Nat100): it throws itself off course and crashes full force into a pile of ice spikes.
>ooof
>DFF hurts itself in the confusion!
>-24hp
>DFF 72HP, PRONED, 4 Noxic
>Come n taste me nastyNASTY
>TOADY 87+21 vs DFF 24
>whapp whappwhappwhapp WHAPP 32+4
>DFF 36HP, 6 Noxic
It tries to get up while fending you orf with its hands; doesn't work. You take out the worst of your dysfunctional personality on it.
>TOADY 95+21 vs DFF 85
>whoopWHAPP whoopwhappWHAPP 32+8hp
>DFF -2hp, 8 Noxic
You're still beating it when Porkholes comes up, bringing the rest of the Teem with him You nearly round on them before remembering they're on your side.
With Dat Fuggen Fang beaten half to death and not having any cold aura, the Gobbs find their gonads and throw enough nets over its back to feel safe.
The Oiks come in with chains to wrap its paws together between its leggs, one in front one behind. It looks like it's scratching it's bollz n it's bunghole, lal.
The Shammies finally catch up, use a zappy to keep the DFF from dying and wasting your work Spare the Dying. Immediately it struggles to rise again, whereupon you give it anuvva whapp for good measure, just to show who's boss. The stinky ooz slicked over your weapons finally overpowers it Noxic 10: the frost rimmed eyes glaze and roll up. More rope and nets added; run out of chainz.
The Shammies take turns casting zappies for smooth transit Spare the Dying; mage hand x 2; Sleep, Friend, Hold Monster on standby to the cage-pits. From there it's the Oiks' jobb dragging it back to the Foit Pits.
You get to sit on the cooly body of the DFF while they do all the work. When that's done and dusted you report back to Gorrlovva.
"<span class="mu-g"><span class="mu-s">Noice jobb, Redder. Durrz enuff of va Gobbz still alive ter go again temarrer.</span></span>" You can feel you're being shafted of credit again.
"<span class="mu-r">Baalskidd. I pullz the most aggro n deepz, gart yer wun bigg narsty all meself, n yer warntza send me again termarrer. ? Bollarks, chum. Yer makez quotaz, I warntz kikkbakkz.</span>"
